blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 


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kcvmh:

“That’s what she said.”

Don’t Fuck With an English Teacher

kaziisamazing:

autumnyte:

fasterwouldbebetter:

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vanessahudgens:

Ha! So cool! Shout out to ROWANMADES for making this! 

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vanessahudgens:

Another one! The many faces of V.Hudge ;)))

You guys are the bessst.

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imjust-kyian:

scroturn:

i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me

this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever read


strappidivita:

stupenda!

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